Whats wrong with you today
I could never tell
Got something drastic on your mind
I can smell the smell
Honey whats your trip today
Cant look me in the eye
A couple thousand miles away
You took me by surprise
You left a message on the telephone
From New York City, your new home
You didnt like the neighborhood
You really hated Hollywood
You said
Bye bye, baby
Bye bye, girl
Bye bye, baby
Youre in another world
You said my friends are boring
You said my house is small
You like it fifty stories high
You like livin tall
You hate the LA freeways
You hate the LA smog
You hate the west coast phonies
You like the city dogs
Im confused but Im not mad
Said Im the worst youve ever had
I aint delusional or institutional
But Im pretty sure I aint that bad
I said
Bye bye. baby
Bye bye. girl
Bye bye. baby
Youre in another world
I tried to reach you on your private line
You sure aint calling mine
Now Im sittin here all alone
With a broken heart in three time zones
(Bye bye, baby) Bye bye baby
(Bye bye, girl) Paging your phone
(Bye bye, baby) please check your email
(Bye bye, girl) Why not your beeper
(Bye bye, baby) Stick your head out the window
Oh...Im mad as hell
Bye bye, baby
Anyone at home?
Hello? Hello?
Anybody there?
Hello? Pick up?